I haven't posted anything REAL, if you don't count cheating and posting someone else's videos in a while so here you go...
I was with a group of friends this morning and we were discussing at what age your brain starts to head south with the rest of your body and I discovered that I'm not alone in my mind losing state. I do, however think I have a good head start on my friends.
I shared an experience that I've had twice, yes I said TWICE, where I've been talking on my cell phone as I was preparing to leave my house. Take care of dogs, check...Grab purse, check...get keys, check... OH NO... where's my CELL PHONE??! Exasperated I voice my concern about my lost cell phone to the person I'm talking to... ON THE DANG CELL PHONE!!!!
Yes, they laughed, a lot. I must admit, so did I but it's really not funny. Kinda scary.
As though that experience was not frightening and embarrassing enough, I topped it and shocked even me!
Husband and I are in the car getting ready to go somewhere. My hands are chapped and dry so I remove my wedding ring and hold it with my teeth while I apply lotion.
As I am finishing said application I look down at my hands and say, through my clenched teeth mind you... OH NO.. I forgot my ring! "Uhhh", replied my stunned husband..."It's in your mouth." Why is it there are always witnesses to these events?
I honestly should NOT be left alone.
Donations for my long term care will be gratefully accepted.
11 years ago
